Cornify Lollify Sharkify where's the beef?

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

shoutout to the girls sucking dick because it makes THEM happy

fatwink:

straight guys that are completely your type

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poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

lauraxxtennant:

fuck though, how lucky was rose tyler?? that’s all i kept thinking during this episode. how lucky was rose tyler.

a) to have a competent writer

b) to not get shouted at by some random ~friend of the doctor’s who apparently knows him so well, just because she isn’t dealing with regeneration so well at first

c) to have a doctor who didn’t suddenly change his entire attitude towards her once he’d changed

scootinfrooti:

hey if you have google chrome and you have dyslexia or problems with reading comprehension, the dyslexie extension is really great and is also free in the chrome web store. it also has the option to make text larger or smaller, a+, do recommend

scootinfrooti:

hey if you have google chrome and you have dyslexia or problems with reading comprehension, the dyslexie extension is really great and is also free in the chrome web store. it also has the option to make text larger or smaller, a+, do recommend

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT