im watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s. and petting my dog i am living the life
"OMG you’re so dark"
"So where in Africa are you from? Nigeria?
"Make sure you marry a light skin man/woman or your kids will be too dark"
"You should tone down the bright colors, it makes your dark skin stand out too much"
"You’re actually cute for a dark skin girl/guy"
*Insert midnight/disappearing in dark joke here*
-It is not cute
-It is hell
-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad
-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds
-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it
-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you
-Social anxiety SUCKS
-It keeps you from doing things you want to do
-It makes you feel like shit
-Stop romanticizing it
-Social anxiety is absolute HELL
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
no money no family 16 in the middle of miami
- un-disgruntle yourself
- comfort someone
- be comforted
- go to a quiet place
- press a magic button and fix everything
- get a hug
- see something cute
- hear rain noises
- play cute games
- cut something/someone (blood)
- break something
- open a window
- have a guided relaxation
- listen to nature sounds (or here)
- do nothing for 2 minutes
- play the piano
- make cute ecards
- make cool music (ex.)
- get an idea for what to do
- avoid boredom
- watch a dream
- have a stickman adventure
hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
look at all those chickenths
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.