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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

ritzymom:

if these people do not won an award i will be bitterly disappointed

ritzymom:

if these people do not won an award i will be bitterly disappointed

seedy:

white girls

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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reblog if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote

crybaybe:

enchillada

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sokkaflockaflameo:

This bitch is wearing a hoodie on our date and he’s actually criticizing my dress

sokkaflockaflameo:

This bitch is wearing a hoodie on our date and he’s actually criticizing my dress