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❁ sister signs ❁

louis2k10:

it is very important that people know their sister signs, because the compatibility between two tends to get disregarded when in actuality you are the yin to their yang— their other half! it is likely that you may have had a friend/friends or a crush/crushes that were your sister sign (or the sister sign of your moon sign).

aries ➥ libra
taurus ➥ scorpio
gemini ➥ sagittarius
cancer ➥ capricorn
leo ➥ aquarius
virgo ➥ pisces

bionicniall:

Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Things that you don’t learn at school.

xamikachux:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

codarus:

> install body mod because the default shoulders

> wait somethings not right here

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kneeples

KNEEPLES

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

literallygoth:

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

literallygoth:

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

taco-bell-rey:

*sexts at the Thanksgiving dinner table*

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

frick you all of themmmmm
Anonymous

jocelyn ur a literal butt

200: My crush’s name is: deandre lmao im dating him swag
199: I was born in: south carolina, usa
198: I am really: cool
197: My cellphone company is: verizon
196: My eye color is: blue
195: My shoe size is: 9
194: My ring size is: idk???
193: My height is: 5’7”
192: I am allergic to: birds
191: My 1st car was: nothing im poor due to capitalism
190: My 1st job was: i worked at my aunts restaurant
189: Last book you read: summer sisters by judy blume
188: My bed is: messy
187: My pet: a dog and a cat
186: My best friend: i have so many but the one ive known the longest is destiny
185: My favorite shampoo is: the kind that words
184: Xbox or ps3: i dont use either
183: Piggy banks are: cool
182: In my pockets: regret
181: On my calendar: dont have one
180: Marriage is: cool 
179: Spongebob can: what???
178: My mom: gives me headaches
177: The last three songs I bought were? i dont buy music
176: Last YouTube video watched: kingsley something
175: How many cousins do you have? so many
174: Do you have any siblings? 2 brothers im the middle one
173: Are your parents divorced? no
172: Are you taller than your mom? yes 
171: Do you play an instrument? the dick
170: What did you do yesterday? idk
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: depends
168: Luck: idk
167: Fate: idk
166: Yourself: heck yea i can do anything
165: Aliens: idk 
164: Heaven: sort of
163: Hell: sort of
162: God: sort of
161: Horoscopes: nah
160: Soul mates: idk
159: Ghosts: no
158: Gay Marriage: yeah
157: War: im not sure
156: Orbs: what are those
155: Magic: no
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses
153: Drunk or High: high
152: Phone or Online: phone
151: Red heads or Black haired: both
150: Blondes or Brunettes: both
149: Hot or cold: cold
148: Summer or winter: winter
147: Autumn or Spring: autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
145: Night or Day: night
144: Oranges or Apples: neither
143: Curly or Straight hair: both
142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate
140: Mac or PC: mac
139: Flip flops or high heals: both
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and rich
137: Coke or Pepsi: coke
136: Hillary or Obama: i know nothing o politics
135: Burried or cremated: idk
134: Singing or Dancing: both
133: Coach or Chanel: chanel
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: what
131: Small town or Big city: big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ben stiller
128: Manicure or Pedicure: pedicure
127: East Coast or West Coast: west coast
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday (next wednesday)
125: Chocolate or Flowers: idk
124: Disney or Six Flags: disney
123: Yankees or Red Sox: idk
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: idk
121: George Bush: idk
120: Gay Marriage: yeah
119: The presidential election: idk
118: Abortion: yeah
117: MySpace: loser site
116: Reality TV: goals
115: Parents: eh
114: Back stabbers: lmao
113: Ebay: idk
112: Facebook: my mom talks about me on there
111: Work: capitalism
110: My Neighbors: my buddy dj lives right besides lol
109: Gas Prices: ew
108: Designer Clothes: B)
107: College: sigh
106: Sports: no
105: My family: racist republicans
104: The future: robots
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: i just hugged the kids i babysit a few hours ago
102: Last time you ate: like 11 pm
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 11 pm
100: Cried in front of someone: oh god that was 8th grade
99: Went to a movie theater: idk
98: Took a vacation: never have really
97: Swam in a pool: beginning of summer
96: Changed a diaper: never
95: Got my nails done: 8th grade
94: Went to a wedding: never
93: Broke a bone: 8th grade
92: Got a peircing: i was 3
91: Broke the law: idk
90: Texted: last week 
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: deandre
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: idk
87: The last movie I saw: the devil wears prada
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: idk
85: The thing im not looking forward to: life
84: People call me: cam
83: The most difficult thing to do is: idk
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: no
81: My zodiac sign is: libra
80: The first person i talked to today was: my friend rebecca
79: First time you had a crush: kindergarden
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: no one
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: a few hours ago
76: Right now I am talking to: joceypapercups
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: act
74: I have/will get a job: idk
73: Tomorrow: yard sale
72: Today: sleep
71: Next Summer: idk
70: Next Weekend: idk
69: I have these pets: dog and cat
68: The worst sound in the world: my laugh
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: i dont cry over people
66: People that make you happy: deandre, jocelyn, brooke, maria
65: Last time I cried: january
64: My friends are: so many
63: My computer is: broke
62: My School: poor
61: My Car: nonexistant
60: I lose all respect for people who: idk
59: The movie I cried at was: idk
58: Your hair color is: brown
57: TV shows you watch: oitnb , dr who
56: Favorite web site: not this one
55: Your dream vacation: idk
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: idk
53: How do you like your steak cooked: dont eat steak
52: My room is: messt
51: My favorite celebrity is: me
50: Where would you like to be: idk 
49: Do you want children: not really
48: Ever been in love: ye
47: Who’s your best friend: didnt we do this
46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: sleeping
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: destiny
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: whats that
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no
41: Have you pre-named your children: no lmao
40: Last person I got mad at: my mom
39: I would like to move to: nyc
38: I wish I was a professional: actoress
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: i dont like candy
36: Vehicle: any
35: President: i dont know these things
34: State visited: california
33: Cellphone provider: didnt we do this
32: Athlete: dont know sports
31: Actor: bo burnham
30: Actress: joceypapercups
29: Singer: joceypapercups
28: Band: none
27: Clothing store: any
26: Grocery store: costco
25: TV show: dr wgo im sorry
24: Movie: the devil wears prada
23: Website: didnt we do this
22: Animal: cat
21: Theme park: idk
20: Holiday: september 24th
19: Sport to watch: basketball
18: Sport to play: volleyball
17: Magazine: idk
16: Book: summer sisters
15: Day of the week: friday
14: Beach: ???
13: Concert attended: never been to one
12: Thing to cook: ramen
11: Food: bagel
10: Restaurant: idk
9: Radio station: kiis fm
8: Yankee candle scent: what
7: Perfume: idk
6: Flower: idk
5: Color: blue
4: Talk show host: no one
3: Comedian: bo burnham
2: Dog breed: husky
1: did you answer all these truthfully? i think so im half asleep so maybe
thanks jocelyn for this now im tired