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fasterfood:

E=mcdonalds

marijauno:

im watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s. and petting my dog i am living the life

marijauno:

im watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s. and petting my dog i am living the life

verusmihi:

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

Perfect gif to describe the reaction

onlyblackgirl:

"OMG you’re so dark"

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"So where in Africa are you from? Nigeria? 

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"Make sure you marry a light skin man/woman or your kids will be too dark"

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"You should tone down the bright colors, it makes your dark skin stand out too much"

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"You’re actually cute for a dark skin girl/guy"

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*Insert midnight/disappearing in dark joke here*

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For those who don’t understand social anxiety:

ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

snatchedweaves:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.
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mayahoelivia:

he lives

mayahoelivia:

he lives

Websites for when you want to:
dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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